This reminds me of a stunt I saw a few years ago. A work mate was on vacation. We used saran wrap to seal off the entry to his cubicle, and then filled his cubicle to the top with plastic packing peanuts (in assorted colors) It took him most of the day when he returned to the office to clean up.

Anonymous,

Because Southwest Airlines doesn’t currently accept pets, when speaking with a Customer intending to travel with an animal, our Employees are trained to ask the Customer some factfinding questions to determine if the animal is a pet, an assistance animal, or an emotional support animal. As you may be aware, accessibility in airline travel is covered by the Air Carrier Access Act, 49 U.S.C. 1374(c) and the regulations implementing the Act issued by the Department of Transportation (DOT) as 14 CFR Part 382, Nondiscrimination on the Basis of Disability in Air Travel. You may review the DOT’s Guidance Concerning Service Animals in Air Transportation here: http://airconsumer.ost.dot.gov/rules/20030509.pdf. Please note that while our Employees cannot ask a Customer to divulge the nature of his/her disability, they can request that a Customer advise us what assistance an animal provides in order to obtain credible verbal assurance that the animal is a trained assistance animal. If the Customer intends to travel with an emotional support animal, our Reservations Sales Agents will advise the Customer of the specific documentation requirements for emotional support animals.

Southwest Airlines is a very good airline, with an excellent performance record; friendly, capable Employees; and a strong commitment to Customer Service. You are, of course, entitled to find alternate means of transportation if you wish, but we hope that you will not make the decision to go elsewhere as we truly value and appreciate your business.

Anonymous,
I have flown Southwest for the past two years with my service dog and yes they do ask what service the dog is for. I think it is important that they ask. I always travel with papers to support myself and the dog because I do not have a visible disability and because of that I'm often asked more personal questions about the dog by passengers not Southwest.
I just want the ability to fly from one place to the next as needed.
I do have one complaint that once onboard the attendants are often mixed in their directions about my seating choices. Some say I have to sit at the bulkhead and nowhere else. Others have required that the dog be completely under the front seat even though I am at a window and not blocking the aisle of other passengers. The SW web site states that the dog be on the floor in front or next to you. The FAA states that a trained service dog remain at the owners feet. SW needs to make their attendants aware of the companies requirements. I am deaf and it is kinda hard to push my hearing dog under the seat when her job is to remain next to me.